Monday Jokes

Seeing it has been a rather dull Monday, here are a couple of jokes to hopefully bring a smile to your face, or possibly just a groan---

What did the lawyer call his daughter--------Sue.

Sally walked in to the Dentist office to make an appointment. “How much do you charge to pull out a tooth?” She asked.” “It’s £130″, was the prompt reply. “£130!” gasped Sally, that’s ridiculous! There must be a way for you to go cheaper.” “Well,” said the Dentist thoughtfully, I suppose if we don’t numb it, we could knock off £30.” “Only £30?,” countered Sally, “that’s still £100, you’ve got to make it cheaper.” “Well,” said the Dentist after a long pause, “I suppose if we take it out with a wrench we could knock it down to $50.” “Perfect”, said Sally happily. “I would like to make an appointment for next Tuesday, for my husband Jack.”

Have a great day

Byrne & Co Solicitors, the Accident Claims Specialists, 0800 0856 779.